Loons are well known for their variety of calls: if not in real life, you've probably heard their tremolo, wail, or yodel in TV or films. However, my favorite moment is when a hoot (normally used to check the location and wellbeing of a family member) comes out as a low, glottalized "bork". It's sort of like your voice cracking while convincing your parents that your career is going well.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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